From the desk of Savory La Fontaine.
This is turning into a nightmare. My deranged stalker has released footage of The Leep at its absolute worst. Drunkedness, carnality and abandoned musicianship are all on display in this early promo video. Blackmail has never hurt this badly before. My god, what could possibly be next? Thank god we're broken up, I'd hate to be liable for any of this public image disaster. Yesterday's indiscretions have become today's trip to the free clinic. I'm calling my lawyer.
With public stain,
Savory La Fontaine